Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Randomize
