i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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