it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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