and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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