is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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