I hate your face
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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