I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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