don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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