I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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