I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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