I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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