I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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