I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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