is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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