i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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