He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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