she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
i out mim tonsoeep
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