it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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