I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.