i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says