the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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