Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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