BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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