Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
The chlamydia really affected his face.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You left your phone here
Wait...
Randomize
