I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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