A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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