He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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