I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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