Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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