He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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