The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
how drunk are you?
Several
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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