Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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