He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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