WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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