ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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