just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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