This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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