you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Randomize
