god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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