our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Liz is crying about burritos again.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
You don't make any sense
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