I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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