Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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