If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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