I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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