she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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