My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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