talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
