I can tuck mytits in my pants
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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