It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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