It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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