It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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