Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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