I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
